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I have been on Xhamster for a long long time, far more than the 3000 odd days showing on my profile. Like others on here I had to leave because of a crazy person, that knew my previous profile and would literally swamp my inbox, and profile with messages, I would block her and she would then create another profile and start all over again, so I took a break and came back under another profile of my own and this managed to shake her off. So under my former profile I still wrote stories, and one of my stories was about offering women/girls a one time experience to carry out their fantasy or kink… 阅读更多内容

In my late teens there were 6 of us that used to spend a lot of time together, and I was the games master.I would decide if we would play, badminton, table tennis, cards or even snakes and ladders. At this point I would just like to point out that the loser always had a forfeit, for example if the first one out was a girl she had to suck all the boys off until they came in her mouth, if it was a boy then he had to eat the girls pussies until they came, so losing wasn't such a hardship. I was in my final year of an apprenticeship to become a master carpenter, so I created what I can only descr… 阅读更多内容

So I am in the pub with a few friends and I need a piss, so I go to the gents. I am having a piss and the door is thrown open and this woman rushes in and says "the ladies bog is facked , you dont mind do you?" in such a posh voice that I think it is the Princess of Wales speaking. "Feel free" I say as I am putting my dick away, as I turn to approach the sink I notice that the woman hasn't even bothered to close the door, she is half stooping and I see her hairy minge and hear the sound of piss gushing out. As I am washing my hand she says "Oh Fack, there is no facking bog roll in here, would… 阅读更多内容

In my younger days I had a wife and two young kids, a young girl and a younger boy old boy. A neighbour girl used to be around our house all the time helping to look after the children, she was in her teens. Sometimes, but not very often, we would be alone together in a room, and whenever that happened she would come and plonk herself on my knee and wriggle about on it until my dick went hard, I would slide my hand up her skirt, which she always wore and feel how wet her panties were, before slipping my fingers inside her and bringing her off. On this particular day, my wife had taken our daug… 阅读更多内容

When I was a horny teenager I used to listen to and if they hadnt closed the door properly watch my divorced mum getting fucked by her various boyfriends. My mum seemed to be a bit of a nympho which was why my dad left her (he didnt like sloppy seconds. One night when I was woken up by her moaning I went for a peep and the door wasnt fully closed so through the crack in the door I saw my mum getting fuck by two guys, initially one was fucking her whilst she was sucking the other , and then she pulled the guy that she was sucking onto his back and climbed on, then beckoned the other guy to come… 阅读更多内容

tChristmas time is a time for giving, and making people happy beyond their wildest dreams if you can. Some years ago a group of us went out for a to the pub, we were 4 couples. One couple was married and had their own house so we made sure to end up near to their house for an after pub party. One of our gang was a guy called Stephen, he was extremely handsome and had a massive dick. He rarely went out with the same girl for very long but he had a steady stream of very attractive girls when he went out. Tonights girl was very petite, and whilst at the bar I asked Stephen if he had fucked her ye… 阅读更多内容

It took me 20 years to finally fuck my neighbour, who had massive tits but hid them really well. In fact the first clue that she had massive tits was seeing her bras on the washing line, but thats another story. So the old neighbours moved out after 20 odd years and the new neighbours moved in, they were in their early 20s and probably struggling to meet the mortgage payments. The husband was an electrician and worked away from home a lot. I was working in my upstairs office one evening and noticed something out of the corner of my eye, someone had jumped over next doors back fence and was wal… 阅读更多内容

Hey guys here is some advice from someone that has a lot of life experiences. If you wanna get laid, get a girlfriend. Now I know that a lot of you are saying "Duh" but let me explain. When you are drifting around from date to date and trying to get laid, you are probably not an attractive proposition to the female sex, but when you have a girlfriend all that changes, girls/women that wouldnt look at you before suddenly want to fuck you, especially their friends and siblings. So here is my best advice, if you want to fuck a particular girl or woman become her best friends boyfriend. Whether it… 阅读更多内容

In my younger years money was tight, but that was ok becaiuse nobody had any money. I used to have an uncle that ran the local scrap yard, so I would go and play there soem days (no health and safety in those days. I found a number of old bikes with flat tyres, no seats and some wth no brakes, but I borrowed a spanner from my uncle and put together a decent bike, that still had flat tyres. I took it home and using my dads puncture repair outfit I repaired the punctures, got some 3 in 1 oil and oiled everything up and eventually I got a working bicycle. So the next day I took my bike out and ro… 阅读更多内容

In the care home they had what they called shared rooms, which were basically twin beds, and were a little bit cheaper, and there were four shared rooms in this home. The next morning when I was doing the tea run, I knocked first as always and the entered a room occupied by two Scottish sisters, Mrs McDonald and Mrs McTavish. this was the last room that I had to visit, having found both Mrs Robinson and Mrs Godfrey asleep, I guess that there activities form the previous day had worn them out.and as requested I did fuck Mrs Godfrey and left her panties off. Mrs McDonald was sitting up in bed wi… 阅读更多内容

I took Mrs Robinson's cup and collected the rest of the ladies cups and went back to the kitchen. "Where have you been" asked my mum "umm I was just in the day room doing a jigsaw puzzle" I lied. "Well you can peal those potatoes for me" she said pointing to a sink full. I picked up the knife and started pealing (no potato peelers in those days. I peeled for what seemed like hours and then mum loaded the tea trolley. "Come on" she said "the ladies will be gaging for this" I followed mum to the day room, when we entered the ladies were all gathered around Mrs Robinsons chair giggling. I went re… 阅读更多内容

I was a bit of a scamp in my younger days, so during the school holidays I had to go to work with my mum. I couldn't be trusted to be left in the house alone, because she realised that I had been looking through her underwear draw. When she confronted me I said that I had been searching for money and so I was grounded for the school holidays. If I had told her that I liked dr****g her big pants over my face, whilst I played with my dick, I think that I would still be grounded now fifty years later. Mum worked in what was called an old folks home, this one was a residential one so all of the re… 阅读更多内容

I have been pals with Ozzy on Xhamster for a few years now, and he was aware of my part time job as an erotic masseuse for ladies of leisure. I have a number of clients throughout the UK that really enjoy an erotic massage from an experienced guy, that doesn't have a massive dick, but knows how to pleasure a woman. The majority of my clients are resting actresses, or business owners, and I get a lot of references from those clients to their friends and colleagues. I often get a call out of the blue saying "Hi, this is Veronica ***********, your service has been recommended to me by Tiffany ***… 阅读更多内容

I was crap at lessons at school, all I was interested in was football and playing on my computer, although one lesson that I did excel in was computer science, in fact I was a wizz. That was my profession when I left school, with a side of semi-pro football, I didn't have the discipline to be a pro with those arsehole coaches telling me when to run and when to pass. My semi-pro wage was more than my I.T support wage, but I enjoyed both roles. I have now added forensic accounting to my skill set, following my recent employment. I had been interviewed and appointed by Barrington Johnson the toyb… 阅读更多内容

For the next few years I didn't need to blackmail anybody for sex, I bumped in to my old girlfriend Mrs Robinsons daughter in a club one night and took her home and fucked her senseless, and that turned into a regular occurrence, her mum would phone me from time to time for a booty call and of course I was still fucking Glenys and her friend Wendy. The current apple of my lustful eye was my older brothers wife. When they first got married they lived with mum and me and she would often strut around the house in her underwear, so I always had a thing for her, but until now I never acted upon it.… 阅读更多内容

A few years after Mrs Robinson blackmailed me into fucking her twice a week I had got myself a job and moved into my own place. Going back to those Tuesdays and Thursdays I learned a lot, which was good, what wasn't so good was that Mrs Robinson wanted fucking every Tuesday and Thursday whatever, and my biggest dislike was when she was on her period and she made me lick her cunt, and she would suck my bloody dick after fucking. Also if Christmas day fell on a Thursday or Tuesday she still wanted fucking. So she invited me round for Christmas day lunch and told her daughter to relax in front of… 阅读更多内容

The best thing about blackmail is that you don't really have to do anything wrong or i*****l. You just have to convince someone that you will. I learned this at an early age and I have taken advantage of knowing this for years. I was dating one of my school teachers daughter's lets call her Mrs Robinson, she asked me to stay behind after class one day and when we were alone she asked me to call round to her house after 6pm when her daughter starts her shift at McDonalds. I was a little apprehensive when she told me not to tell anyone including her daughter. I thought that she was going to warn… 阅读更多内容

My Nan was always a very sexual person to my thoughts, she had big tits and she didn't hide them and I never saw her without make up on and she always looked gorgeous. She actually lived about 30 miles away, we didn't have a car and so we didn't see her that often, but I spent at least 2 weeks of the big school holidays with her every year. She used to love giving me a hug and a kiss, and as she was a real looker I quite enjoyed it too I also enjoyed that she often pushed her tits in my face whilst hugging me. My grandfather had passed away before I was born, and although Nan had a few boyfrie… 阅读更多内容

I have been with my current girlfriend for about 4 years now, she is a single mum with a teenage daughter. She is not a particularly sexual person, but after a few glasses of wine she loosens up. When we first got together sex was always in bed, with the lights off and me on top missionary style, it took me a long time to get her to let me lick her pussy and even longer before she would suck my cock, over the years she has become more daring, and we talk about fantasies a lot. One of her fantasies, was to suck another woman's cunt juice off my cock, and I am ok with that. We spoke about it bei… 阅读更多内容

I was with Mary for a few years, she was super sexy and she had a daughter in school. I used to work the nightshift and before I went home in the morning I would call in at Mary's. As I said before Mary was super sexy, she would set her alarm for 6am and play with her pussy until I got there at 6.30. As I got undressed Mary would tell me what she wanted me to do this morning and this always made my dick hard. Sometimes it would just be, come and fuck my wet pussy baby other times she would tell me that she wanted me in all her holes. So this would happen Monday to Friday, Mary would get up abo… 阅读更多内容