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My parents were going away for a long weekend, and I couldn't wait I rarely went into my parents bedroom, but my Mum was late for work one morning and she sent me upstairs to fetch her coat. My parents had a TV in their bedroom, which wasn't unusual in those days, but what was unusual was that it was sitting on top of a VHS video player, and in those days not many houses had a video player and I didn't know anyone that had two. Just before they left for their trip my Mums sister turned up. My parents didn't trust me to stay in the house on my own, so her sister was going to stay for a few days… 阅读更多内容

I drive to the hotel near to where you live, we have arranged to meet in the hotel bar at 5 Pm. I figured that you had decided that if I wasn't who I said I was then it wouldn't waste your entire evening. You turn up on time and recognise me from my black suit, white shirt and red tie that I always wear for appointments. You walk to my table, smiling you are happy with what you see, an old man who has come to eat out your pussy. I order a couple of drinks and we chat for a short time. I place one of the key cards to the room on the table, and joked that I couldn't get 69. You smile and pick up… 阅读更多内容

Growing up there was just me my mum and my sister, my dad had left when I was 10. Fortunately we lived in 3 bedroomed house so although it was the box room, I did have my own room. Mum had the master bedroom obviously, my sister who was a few years older than me had larger of the other two rooms, which I complained about on a regular basis. We actually got along pretty well as siblings although we weren't particularly close. After another argument about why I couldn't have the bigger bedroom, which also had a bigger bed, my sister said " well if it will stop you from crying, I am staying out t… 阅读更多内容

I have been on Xhamster for a long long time, far more than the 3000 odd days showing on my profile. Like others on here I had to leave because of a crazy person, that knew my previous profile and would literally swamp my inbox, and profile with messages, I would block her and she would then create another profile and start all over again, so I took a break and came back under another profile of my own and this managed to shake her off. So under my former profile I still wrote stories, and one of my stories was about offering women/girls a one time experience to carry out their fantasy or kink… 阅读更多内容

In my late teens there were 6 of us that used to spend a lot of time together, and I was the games master.I would decide if we would play, badminton, table tennis, cards or even snakes and ladders. At this point I would just like to point out that the loser always had a forfeit, for example if the first one out was a girl she had to suck all the boys off until they came in her mouth, if it was a boy then he had to eat the girls pussies until they came, so losing wasn't such a hardship. I was in my final year of an apprenticeship to become a master carpenter, so I created what I can only descr… 阅读更多内容

So I am in the pub with a few friends and I need a piss, so I go to the gents. I am having a piss and the door is thrown open and this woman rushes in and says "the ladies bog is facked , you dont mind do you?" in such a posh voice that I think it is the Princess of Wales speaking. "Feel free" I say as I am putting my dick away, as I turn to approach the sink I notice that the woman hasn't even bothered to close the door, she is half stooping and I see her hairy minge and hear the sound of piss gushing out. As I am washing my hand she says "Oh Fack, there is no facking bog roll in here, would… 阅读更多内容

In my younger days I had a wife and two young kids, a young girl and a younger boy old boy. A neighbour girl used to be around our house all the time helping to look after the children, she was in her teens. Sometimes, but not very often, we would be alone together in a room, and whenever that happened she would come and plonk herself on my knee and wriggle about on it until my dick went hard, I would slide my hand up her skirt, which she always wore and feel how wet her panties were, before slipping my fingers inside her and bringing her off. On this particular day, my wife had taken our daug… 阅读更多内容

When I was a horny teenager I used to listen to and if they hadnt closed the door properly watch my divorced mum getting fucked by her various boyfriends. My mum seemed to be a bit of a nympho which was why my dad left her (he didnt like sloppy seconds. One night when I was woken up by her moaning I went for a peep and the door wasnt fully closed so through the crack in the door I saw my mum getting fuck by two guys, initially one was fucking her whilst she was sucking the other , and then she pulled the guy that she was sucking onto his back and climbed on, then beckoned the other guy to come… 阅读更多内容

tChristmas time is a time for giving, and making people happy beyond their wildest dreams if you can. Some years ago a group of us went out for a to the pub, we were 4 couples. One couple was married and had their own house so we made sure to end up near to their house for an after pub party. One of our gang was a guy called Stephen, he was extremely handsome and had a massive dick. He rarely went out with the same girl for very long but he had a steady stream of very attractive girls when he went out. Tonights girl was very petite, and whilst at the bar I asked Stephen if he had fucked her ye… 阅读更多内容

It took me 20 years to finally fuck my neighbour, who had massive tits but hid them really well. In fact the first clue that she had massive tits was seeing her bras on the washing line, but thats another story. So the old neighbours moved out after 20 odd years and the new neighbours moved in, they were in their early 20s and probably struggling to meet the mortgage payments. The husband was an electrician and worked away from home a lot. I was working in my upstairs office one evening and noticed something out of the corner of my eye, someone had jumped over next doors back fence and was wal… 阅读更多内容

Hey guys here is some advice from someone that has a lot of life experiences. If you wanna get laid, get a girlfriend. Now I know that a lot of you are saying "Duh" but let me explain. When you are drifting around from date to date and trying to get laid, you are probably not an attractive proposition to the female sex, but when you have a girlfriend all that changes, girls/women that wouldnt look at you before suddenly want to fuck you, especially their friends and siblings. So here is my best advice, if you want to fuck a particular girl or woman become her best friends boyfriend. Whether it… 阅读更多内容

In my younger years money was tight, but that was ok becaiuse nobody had any money. I used to have an uncle that ran the local scrap yard, so I would go and play there soem days (no health and safety in those days. I found a number of old bikes with flat tyres, no seats and some wth no brakes, but I borrowed a spanner from my uncle and put together a decent bike, that still had flat tyres. I took it home and using my dads puncture repair outfit I repaired the punctures, got some 3 in 1 oil and oiled everything up and eventually I got a working bicycle. So the next day I took my bike out and ro… 阅读更多内容

Before reading this I suggest you read "Fucking my mates BBW Mum" After I fucked my mates fat mum I was a regular visitor to their house, the rumours about her being a slut were very accurate. I would barely get in through the door before she had my dick out and her knickers off. I fucked her on the sofa, bent her over the kitchen sink, fucked her on the dining room table, on the toilet and fucked her in the shower, where she actually pissed on me when she came. I fucked her on the stairs and in the garden shed. I fucked her cunt, I fucked her arse, I fucked her mouth, I fucked her tits and I… 阅读更多内容

In my teens, I loved music, football and sex. I was rather good at football and I usually played ********* at least two years older than me. Two of the guys were twin brothers, Kirk and Andy and good mates of mine, they lived with their mum. Their dad fucked off a few years earlier the rumour was that their mum couldnt keep her knickers on, there was also a rumour that she was now fucking her teenage sons. She was quite a fat woman, with massive tits and every time I was in their house I kept looking down her blouse, then thinking about them later and wanking myself off. One Saturday I was in… 阅读更多内容

In the care home they had what they called shared rooms, which were basically twin beds, and were a little bit cheaper, and there were four shared rooms in this home. The next morning when I was doing the tea run, I knocked first as always and the entered a room occupied by two Scottish sisters, Mrs McDonald and Mrs McTavish. this was the last room that I had to visit, having found both Mrs Robinson and Mrs Godfrey asleep, I guess that there activities form the previous day had worn them out.and as requested I did fuck Mrs Godfrey and left her panties off. Mrs McDonald was sitting up in bed wi… 阅读更多内容

I took Mrs Robinson's cup and collected the rest of the ladies cups and went back to the kitchen. "Where have you been" asked my mum "umm I was just in the day room doing a jigsaw puzzle" I lied. "Well you can peal those potatoes for me" she said pointing to a sink full. I picked up the knife and started pealing (no potato peelers in those days. I peeled for what seemed like hours and then mum loaded the tea trolley. "Come on" she said "the ladies will be gaging for this" I followed mum to the day room, when we entered the ladies were all gathered around Mrs Robinsons chair giggling. I went re… 阅读更多内容

I was a bit of a scamp in my younger days, so during the school holidays I had to go to work with my mum. I couldn't be trusted to be left in the house alone, because she realised that I had been looking through her underwear draw. When she confronted me I said that I had been searching for money and so I was grounded for the school holidays. If I had told her that I liked dr****g her big pants over my face, whilst I played with my dick, I think that I would still be grounded now fifty years later. Mum worked in what was called an old folks home, this one was a residential one so all of the re… 阅读更多内容

I have been pals with Ozzy on Xhamster for a few years now, and he was aware of my part time job as an erotic masseuse for ladies of leisure. I have a number of clients throughout the UK that really enjoy an erotic massage from an experienced guy, that doesn't have a massive dick, but knows how to pleasure a woman. The majority of my clients are resting actresses, or business owners, and I get a lot of references from those clients to their friends and colleagues. I often get a call out of the blue saying "Hi, this is Veronica ***********, your service has been recommended to me by Tiffany ***… 阅读更多内容

I was crap at lessons at school, all I was interested in was football and playing on my computer, although one lesson that I did excel in was computer science, in fact I was a wizz. That was my profession when I left school, with a side of semi-pro football, I didn't have the discipline to be a pro with those arsehole coaches telling me when to run and when to pass. My semi-pro wage was more than my I.T support wage, but I enjoyed both roles. I have now added forensic accounting to my skill set, following my recent employment. I had been interviewed and appointed by Barrington Johnson the toyb… 阅读更多内容

For the next few years I didn't need to blackmail anybody for sex, I bumped in to my old girlfriend Mrs Robinsons daughter in a club one night and took her home and fucked her senseless, and that turned into a regular occurrence, her mum would phone me from time to time for a booty call and of course I was still fucking Glenys and her friend Wendy. The current apple of my lustful eye was my older brothers wife. When they first got married they lived with mum and me and she would often strut around the house in her underwear, so I always had a thing for her, but until now I never acted upon it.… 阅读更多内容