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The Life of Me

I’ve always liked girls since forever………. And only girls. Boys are greeby. End of story

At 12/13 I started having my first feelings towards other girls. Not sexual. I crushed massively on Helen Skelton. I looked up to her, admired her, wanted to meet her and be friends with her, everything! And not in a stupid celeb obsessed way

During secondary school my feelings developed. School was fine. I hung about with so many other misfits we were all different in one way or another. I got the odd sly comment from an idiot girl or a jealous boy but nothing me and my friends couldn’t handle

Had my first kiss at 15 and that’s as much as I’ll say in this space here. Sometimes people ask didn’t you at ever kiss a boy to try it out? Yeah and I tried out a frontal lobotomy to see what that felt like as well!

I never had to come out as such. My parents suspected and we had a kind of funny chat some evening and it was all totally relaxed and reassuring. I know it’s not the same for everyone. Living in a cosmopolitan part of London* probably helped. I never had to fit in. Never had to pretend. My friends and family were totally cool with me

*Other cosmopolitan parts of the country are also available

I went to Uni. Don’t ask. Won’t tell. Reveals too much. I had plans to travel in my gap year but a relationship got in the way. It was special enough to not run off travelling with her but then we broke up and she went home to Spain. Should’ve travelled. Lol

I graduated last year (2017) with no idea what I wanted to do in life. I had career plans before but they changed and changed and changed. I’m a bit indecisive. Lol

Now I’m taking my time working in the family’s textiles business. It’s modest. We’re not multimillionaires but I thought it was funny to choose that above. Like I’m gonna give my actual salary on a porn site!

Security and stupidness: I’m 23. I turned 23 last month (May 2018). That means that from parents and all through school me and my generation have been taught about online security. So to all those who expect pictures of me quick time I won’t be so stupid as to risk my identity forever being out there with total strangers. I come to this site now. Maybe in 20, 30, 40 years I don’t want to be worrying about who has pictures of me through a porn site! You can ask but until there’s trust you’ll be wasting your time. Especially those who try to pressurise young women. You can F right off! Judge me! See if I care

I’ve been coming here for a couple of years as a viewer. Used to copy paste all my favourite URLs to a top secret Word doc. Lol. My only reason for joining was to convert my list into a new library here and save my laptop from breaking under the strain. That’s why I have so many favourites so quickly. I’ve also made some nice friends here and that’s been an unexpected bonus. My favourites hint at what I like. Sometimes things get added just because the girls are attractive but so much on here is obviously aimed at guys. Some of my favourites have totally stupid or badly executed storylines but if they’re there it’s because the girls caught my eye. I rarely get turned on by videos that are just close-ups! And I try to keep my favourite favourites at the front. That’s my Top 9!

I’m a feminist. If you’re thick and don’t understand and think that means we want a world where women run everything and men are the downtrodden then go and look it up. That might even things up a bit………. but it’s not what being a feminist is about. And any girl or woman who buys into the idea that feminism is somehow an extreme that they need to excuse or distance themselves from then please distance yourselves from me as well. You lot are the ignorant enemy within. A fifth column! And feminists can like porn as well. No contradictions there. Just depends how’s it’s made

I’m friendly polite and funny but maybe not Sara Pascoe funny or Aisling Bea funny. Firm in my views but not rude. Respect me and I’ll respect you. Guys, you’ll understand whilst I have males in my family, as colleagues and friends whether it’s chatting about personal interests or sexual preferences I’m naturally inclined towards my fellow sisters. Yes! That’s right! Friends! A feminist with male friends. Shock horror! And some of them aren’t even gay! The only men I genuinely hate are the ones whose starting point is one of disrespect towards girls/women. If that’s not you then I have no automatic inherent problem with you. But don’t take it personally that I have no interest in discussing my sex life with you. Or yours! I just added that last comment because I’ve discovered it’s so relevant here

Never gonna be a friends collector!

Not interested in adding anyone as a friend if we don’t click or at least have something in common!

Some of my interests are hinted at with what follows below (content will change from time to time – for my 2nd month it’s Music Month………. And don’t no one be telling me this is a porn site we’re not interested in your music tastes………. If you don’t like it you know what to do)

So here’s Me!

Emily!

That’s my name, don’t wear it out

Music I like! You can either like or not like!. I like and that’s good enough for me!

As my new status says……….

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody talk about Pop Muzik

Not great videos but these are great songs. OK the first is obviously a joke!

And some failed………. If you’ve got any sense about you you’ll check them out

If you’ve only got nonsense about you then take some medicine. Get better. Then come back and try again

M - Pop Muzik



Pumarosa - Honey



Laura Marling - Cross Your Fingers.......... Our Song with my first girlfriend



Arcade Fire - Put Your Money On Me



Dover - DJ.......... Dover are Spanish and loud and cool as fuck even if they are a bit old now



Chicks On Speed feat. Peaches - We Don't Play Guitars



Haley Bonar - Called You Queen



Leonard Cohen - First We Take Manhattan.......... I first heard the grumpy old fudger when he covered Hallelujah by X Factor's Alexandra Burke. My parents had an album. I discovered this song



The following all failed for different reasons. I had no idea uploading here was so difficult. Even just 5 mins music videos! Now I know how time consuming it is and that’s when it works, respect to all the serious uploaders on here who upload decent material!

Ladytron - The Animals (Vince Clarke Remix) .......... My current favourite song by anyone right now!!!

The National - The Day I Die………. Simply an amazing song by an amazing band!!!

LCD Soundsystem – Tonite………. Another amazing song by another amazing band!!!

CSS (Cansei de Ser Sexy) - Let's Make Love And Listen To Death From Above.......... JUST THE COOLEST FUCKING SONG TITLE EVER!!!

Glass Animals - Life Itself………. Proof that Oxford isn’t totally up it’s own arsehole

Madsonik: Drift and Fall Again (featuring Lola Marsh) ………. This song means so much to me for so many reasons………. Check it out!!!

Next month it’s Banana labels from 1991-2000………. A great decade!