帖子9

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him.… 阅读更多内容

69... Some might call it nasty... I call it a romantic dinner for 2!!… 阅读更多内容

Bend me over, pull my hair, whisper dirty things in my ear and fuck me like you mean it...or like you hate me. ;)… 阅读更多内容

Are you a Nice girl or Good girl? NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better. ;)… 阅读更多内容

Life is short, break the rules, kiss slowly, dance in the moonlight, make love in the rain, sing and laugh, take risks and make changes to be happy. Follow your heart.… 阅读更多内容

...Roses are red, violets are blue... The bed is broken, but the sofa will do!… 阅读更多内容

Wonder what would happen if i answered the phone and said, "City Sperm Bank. You Squeeze 'Em, We'll Freeze 'Em."… 阅读更多内容

I was about to hug this really sexy person last night... But then I ran into the mirror. ;)… 阅读更多内容

I sent an angel to watch over you last night, it returned in a hurry, I asked it why, it said "Angels can't watch porn" Thanks for traumatizing my fucking angel… 阅读更多内容