Hello from Canada, I am a big fan of Celebrity photographs so I recently completed viewing every single page of the Celebrities category. It took me a while, but being newly retired I had some extra time to kill and I do like Celebrity photographs. I found some very interesting things while going through those more then 2600 pages. One of the biggest surprises for me was how many people think of themselves as Celebrities and post photos of themselves under the Celebrities category. They also add a contradictory Amateur and Pornstar category to those galleries. Most of these Xhamste… 阅读更多内容

I miss the first time dating someone new! I miss the first time I see how she dresses for our first date. I miss the first time I open and holding the car door for her. I miss the first time I smell the subtle scent of her perfume. I miss the first time she looks up at me when I hold the chair for her. I miss the first time she laughs when I say something funny. I miss the first time I touch her hand. I miss the first time she intertwines her fingers in to my fingers when we walk down the street. I miss the first time when I put my arm around her and she snuggles in nic… 阅读更多内容

I am going to start a list of ass-hole Xhamsters that post ex-girlfriend pictures because they were dumped by those girls for whatever reason. The first one on the list is: davehunters80, from Derby, England. This one leaves a response to my comment and he can't even spell all the words correctly. He also erases the comment I left on his page. maradona1987, from Frankfurt,Germany. He posts several photo sets of his ex-girlfriends, including their faces, but crops the face of his supposed selfies. Double standard. franz_88 from Italy. H… 阅读更多内容

I got this in an e-mail from a friend. Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning. A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heteronym. You think English is easy?? I think a retired English teacher was bored...THIS IS GREAT! This took a lot of work to put together! 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to… 阅读更多内容

Proud to be Canadian ..eh !!! Buffalo News Article about Canadians An article posted in the Buffalo News by Gerry Boley Misconceptions in the United States (and around the World) about Canada are quite common. They include: there is always snow in Canada; Canadians are boring, socialists and pacifists; their border is porous and allowed the Sept. 11 terrorists through; or, as the U.S. Ottawa embassy staff suggested to Washington, the country suffers from an inferiority complex. With Canada Day and America’s Independence Day just past, this is a great time to clarify some of these mi… 阅读更多内容

I was sent this from a friend who has a job, but sends me stuff all day. It has nothing to do with beautiful girls or big black cocks, but you might enjoy it anyway http://www.wimp.com/christianlion/ This is good too: youtube.com/watch?v=hN8CKwdosjE&feature=player_embedded xoxo from Canada… 阅读更多内容

Hello, If you have visited my little corner of Xhamster and read my Sexual Bucket List Blog posting then you know of my desire to suck a large cock. This has been a fantasy of mine for quite some time. Thanks to Xhamster, I have had the opportunity to enjoy a variety of videos and picture sets depicting both men and women sucking cock. Most arouse me. Some are so good that they make my nipples hard. FYI, for some reason my nipples get hard when I am very excited. I have saved many videos and photos of someone sucking cock into my favourites and have gone back to them repeatedly. I… 阅读更多内容

I got this in an e-mail the other day. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Man's Rules for Women Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and NASCAR. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is N… 阅读更多内容

I would like someone to tell me what you feel, smell and taste when you suck a cock.… 阅读更多内容

With golf season quickly approaching here in the Toronto area, here is some golf humour: Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland . 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF. =======… 阅读更多内容

Please feel free to answer one, two or all of my questions. 1) Why do people that post video clips and/or photographs have to use derogatory terms like: slut, bitch, whore, cockwhore, slut bitches, tramp and last but not least, sexy fuckin bitch when describing women? 2) Why do men wear brown shoes with black suits? 3) Why don't people use turn signals when turning or changing lanes? 4) Do women enjoy watching man on man sex the same as men enjoy watching two women? 5) What is it with adult guys that put mousse or gel in their hair and make their hair go in a spike like thing on… 阅读更多内容

Hello and thanks for checking out my profile. I am just a normal guy that loves this site. It is far and away the best one I have ever found for erotic video and photographs. The postings on this site I love the most are the ones that have a story and/or some sensuality to them. Watching a video of two or more people sucking and/or fucking is nice but watching a video that has some reason as to why the two or more people are sucking and/or fucking is in my opinion much more exciting. I like a wide variety of video postings and they are, in no particular order: Bi-sexual videos, espe… 阅读更多内容

We all have dreams and we all want to accomplish at least some of those dreams before we die. Here is a brief list of some of the things I would like to do before I die: 1) Give an sensual, erotic massage so good that the receiver of my massage is exhausted. 2) A chance to watch a couple make love and to participate if I wanted to. It wouldn't matter what kind of couple, male/female, male/male, female/female 3) The chance to hold a nice large, thick cock (other then my own) and be given a chance to taste it too, if I want to 4) I would love to find a woman that would let me please them… 阅读更多内容

Hello to my fellow xhamsters, I see many pictures with guys wearing cock rings around their....wait for it....their cock's. I would like to know a few things, 1) what are they used for? 2) how do you use them? 3) how and when do you put them on? Thanks in advance for any and all responders. HHenry… 阅读更多内容

Why is it so hard for a guy to satisfy a fantasy? I just want to find a gentleman to come over to my place so that I could have the opportunity to suck his cock. In my fantasy the cock I suck would be big, thick and circumcised. I don't want a relationship. I may never want to see the person again. I may meet someone and at the last second change my mind. When it does happen, I think it would be nice to have the event recorded and posted on XRMXX for all to enjoy. After getting some responses that want more then I am prepare to offer, I feel that I have to clarify what I hav… 阅读更多内容