But the more I give this place a chance, the more they fucking let me down.… 阅读更多内容
Am I missing Something?
Did I miss the memo explaining what the fuck XHamster is doing with making it harder and harder to enjoy pics?… 阅读更多内容
Tattoo
Hey, maybe if I cover this tattoo they will never know that it's me.… 阅读更多内容
OnlyFans
Hey OnlyFans, ask Tumblr how that shit worked out for them. You are about to go broke kissing "investors" asses.… 阅读更多内容
My Wife Pissed Me Off
Fucking nagging me while driving annoys the shit out of me. Now I want to cheat on her. Who wants to fuck?… 阅读更多内容
Balloons?
To each thine own but how the fuck do you get aroused by balloons!… 阅读更多内容
For Friends Only
Hey douchebag...there is more than enough porn that I will be okay with not being able to see your "Friends Only" post.… 阅读更多内容
XHamster Has Become Boring
Since losing the option to post pics, this place is just another spot for the same old regurgitated shit.… 阅读更多内容
Why Can't I Post Pictures?
does it have something to do with my being critical of faphouse?… 阅读更多内容
faphouse
So I bought a membership to faphouse and I still have to buy or pay for the really good shit? Like buying a membership to a store for the right to shop at the store.… 阅读更多内容
Help A Brother Out Willya!
Ladies, quit taking pictures of you in slutty dresses and shit with your boyfriends. How are we supposed to beat our meat to a hot pic of you next to your man. Yeah, most pics we can crop the loser out...but some we can't. Think of others for once.… 阅读更多内容
Funny Ain't It?
Kinds funny how you wake up one day and want to jerk off to the kinkiest, nastiest, dirtiest shit you can find, and other days you just want some tits and ass.… 阅读更多内容
No Face?
Why would I be interested in the slightest in looking at porn with no face on the model? No head pics are fucking stupid. I am a grown ass man who no longer needs a National Geographic or to watch fucking Cinemax scrambled after midnight just to catch a boob.… 阅读更多内容
Friend Requests
If you have no profile pic and no content whatsoever...the answer is "fuck no".… 阅读更多内容
Being A Man
When the fuck did it stop being okay for a man to be fucking manly?… 阅读更多内容