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Hola :D
Konichiwa ^_^
Bonjour :3

Now I don't speak Spanish Japanese or French but the way my body's talking definitely makes sense ;)
(if you know what that's from I like you already :)) lol double chin
Well hey anyways haha I'm MissIncognita but you can just call me.. Nita.. So my real name xD ;)
If you didn't get it before like 2 seconds ago I'm here but I'm going incognito.. not showing my face, not even once.. I'll show my body though boys don't worry.. AND Girls don't worry hehe ladies I lowkey play for both teams ^_^
well anyways here's a picture because pictures always making reading more fun haha You know I'm right!

Yep every picture of me will have some kind of shape like that. Only if my face is in the picture though so yeah if you don't like it.. well I don't really know I guess nice you have an opinion but why are you even on my page? Haters Gonna Hate I guess xD

Hmm let's make this super long so you feel like you know me very well haha that's always fun.

If you didn't pick up on it by now, I am a tease and a half.. so yeah.. You'll never see nudes (boner killer I know but what are you gonna do? ;D) I'm sure you are all very imaginative though and would be able to get off to my pics anyways so yeah, nice job you horny fucks xD Oh don't worry I am so one as well haha


Wait isn't that the same pic? haha nope ^_^

Let's talk a little about myself..
I'm a very fit woman, I love keeping in shape so yeah.. if you couldn't guess what my job is from that.. I'm a PT (Personal Trainer) I work in a gym you'll hopefully never find and I work with clients you will hopefully never meet, no offense lol I just wanna remain undercover here.
I Have no kids. I do want them but I've never wanted to adopt.
I'm single but not looking to mingle. Sorry but yeah that's just the way it is.
I'm from Antarctica... I'm not really but I'm not gonna say where I am really from. Hello? Incognito.
I'm 23 years old which means yes I am a 90s kid, awesome right ;)
I feel very self obsessed typing all this "I'm" haha feel free to comment telling me about you :)

well anyways since I told you about my job I think I should put a booty selfie because we all know.. all the good personal trainers have a fucking amazing ass ;)

Yeah that's a pink arrow xD get over it

Hmm what else can I tell you about... Oh I know my music interests
I love any kind of music... (wait for it)... EXCEPT...(there it is) Heavy metal that hurts my ears so much I can't understand it and ... well anything where they either mumble so much or scream so much I can't understand them. I love music and it really speaks to me but only if I can understand it sorry xD
oh and while I'm on the topic of understanding, I only speak English.. so yeah don't add me if you don't even understand a word of all that I've written so far.. just please save us both the time and press the back button xD
Hmm let's do a top 3 artists :)

My number 3 fav artist is none other then...
Selena Gomez

just try and tell me you haven't seen her the last couple of years and been like daaamn.. she's great! (like actually don't, I don't care if you are a hater lol)

My number 2 is obviously.. (really not that obvious I know haha)
Justin Timberlake
He's hot, he's classy and he has an amazing voice!

He's an artist that keeps evolving with the times, which is always great unless they evolve badly lol but he doesn't.

My number 1 of all time that will never ever change is...
DRUMROLL PLEASE
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MARIAH CAREY

She has the body, she has the style and my god does she have the voice! I've been a fan since forever so yeah :3 I LOVE HER!
Tell me your top 3 as well, just leave a comment below and let me know.. I love hearing other peoples top 3 :)

Well I hope you enjoyed that... (totally just covered the pics thing for a while haha ^_^)

Let's talk more about me now!
I did finish high school and did a few years of college but yeah like you read before I am now a PT and I am loving it :) If you need any tips or something don't be afraid to ask, even PM me if you don't wanna post it as a comment. I'm legit so yeah basically free tips.
hmm more about my relations?
I've been single my whole 18+ life but I am no virgin lol I go clubbing quite a bit and love just being out in public, whether I'm just reading a book at the park, getting my tan on at the beach or just going to see a movie, I'm not the stay at home type, well I guess I'm both because there will be times where I stay at home a whole lot lol
If you were wondering I have blue eyes...
Kind of running out of stuff to say...

I'm a very cheerful person and I love to brighten up peoples days but saying that NO I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU OR DATE YOU OR MARRY YOU OR MEET YOU... INCOGNITO.. So asking will of course result in a block.

I do prefer to reply to comments because if you ask me a question or something I can answer it for everyone to see and not just you.. saves me from saying the same thing 10 times..

If you are very rude to me I will block you.. I hate people who put people down on the internet, in real life as well but the internet is such a stupid place to do it lol like get a life you are literally staring at a screen, being mean to someone.. like yeah you're cool get over yourself.

Oh here's something somewhat interesting.. I am a PT but I love to eat xD Unhealthy sometimes as well... I could eat a 6 pieces of KFC on a lazy night haha plus more snacks.. My fav thing to eat is between Pizza and Cheesecake...
Here's a pic of me with cheesecake haha I know I know the yellow star is awesome as fuck!? :3 ;)


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Let's do a little get to know me survey, those are always fun :)
Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well (haha I'll make a post with the full 100 questions but I'll just put five here because well idk who cares I'll put 20 haha have fun reading it)

1. What is you middle name? Penelope. like for real!
2. How old are you? 23 years old
3. What is your birthday? 10/03/93
4. What is your zodiac sign? Pisces
5. What is your favorite color? Yellow
6. What's your lucky number? 10.. I guess
7. Do you have any pets? just a boring ass cat lol
8. Where are you from? Antarctica... xD
9. How tall are you? under.. 6ft ;D
10. What shoe size are you? size 80-72= 8
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Not enough ^_^
12. What was your last dream about? Me dreaming within a dream within a dream.. Dreamception xD
13. What talents do you have? I can lick my nose ;)
14. Are you psychic in any way? If you tell me to suck a dick.. I predict you will be blocked haha
15. Favorite song? Heartbreaker - Mariah Carey and Jay Z
16. Favorite movie? Cheaper By The Dozen :DD
17. Who would be your ideal partner? tbh... Kevin Hart, He's funny, looks like an awesome parent and I'm taller than him haha
18. Do you want children? YES... :/
19. Do you want a church wedding? Traditional yes
20. Are you religious? No.
If you enjoyed that be sure to check out the post I make or have already made :)
There he is haha my shorty ;D


Okaaaaaaaaay let's get this outta the way..
Why are you here? For fun, Girls watch porn as well you know ^_^

Speaking of Porn... who are my fav pornstars...
I don't have one xD I like all the hot ones.. Lisa Ann, that hot british guy.. Asa Akira... Mia Khalifa.. yeah I don't know many names but I can recognize a lot of them haha

Asa Akira

Mia Khalifa

Lisa Ann

3 absolutely gorgeous women.. I KNOW!

uhh Let's carry on the sexual conversation and talk about.. well sex
I love oral.. Giving and receiving ^_^

I love doggystyle.. I mean come on who doesn't??

Ohh and I love sitting on top... here is what I kind of look like while doing it ;)


Hmm just a little bit more...

I will add you not matter what.. but I won't interact with everyone, you will have a much better chance of interacting with me in the comments because well a lot of people are too shy to do it there so I imagine I'll get spammed a lot less there then in messages. anyways this has been fun writing and I hope you enjoyed it.. while you're down here you may as well leave a comment :) ;D
here have one more picture as well ^_^