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Wife is out of town for several days ... soooo..... "Godzilla Cock" Returns !!! (reg.Trademark, U.S.Pat.Office).
Breaking News> Japan reports Godzilla Cock headed to Tokyo, laying waste to the female country side of the Northern Islands. It appears from reports that Godzilla Cock is EVEN BIGGER than in recent years sightings. The female population of Japan swoons.
Yes>> swoons!.
The Japanese males are looking down their trousers with dismay.
Video reports to follow.
Further news just in... the I.A.U., (International Astronomical Union), denies reports that the former planet Pluto is really the missing testicle of Godzilla Cock.
An unnamed source said,"Pluto is just too small. we measured."
Update 3/26/2018.. Sources close to Vladimir 'Big Pussy' Putin, confirmed the Russian/American president has gone into hiding, fearing that his nick name will make him a target of 'Godzilla Cock'.
President tRUMP announced the U.S will build a 'Yuge' wall on the West Coast, telling Hawaii 'you're on your own'. tRUMP also stated he will have 'Godzilla Cock' pay for the new wall.
Great Britain recalls 'Mothra' to active duty, will replay Churchill's speeches on BBC.
The ENTIRE country of Italy seemed unconcerned, still celebrating the WIN by Ferrari in Australia. (side note..Good job Seb and Kimi).
Louis Hamilton had no comment, unusual for him.
*** Telecommunications world wide disrupted as visuals do not match audio broadcasts(only xhamsters of a certain age will get this).
Lichtenstein to issue Commemorative 'Godzilla Cock Destroys Paris 'Stamp.
Breaking Report just in>>> Sources say Australian women seen lining up on the countries northern beaches.Fighting appears to have broken out as to whom will be first to suffer the ravages of 'Godzilla Cock'.
Updates as they happen

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(yes, I'm bored.)

Q and A time and Response to Comments
Your wife has big,fat tits.... yes, she does, and funny you should be quoting what I told your mother
How big is your cock? never measured... OK, when I was 16 yrs old.It works as intended. Not many complaints, none from me.
Where do you live? Planet Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Virgo Cluster.
Are you BI? . No, right handed.
Do you suck cock ? no.. my wife does, your wife is pretty good at it too.
Is your wife BI? obviously you can read the profile, so guess.
You have too many friends. maybe, but each has something we like and enjoy.
Might be just one photo or video. usually more.
You two are to old,. Just old on the outside.>>> FYI it's 'too'.
Want to see my cock ? I do, Sarge doesn't, he has one.
Do you really swing ? Yes, only when naked, goes from left to right as I walk.. wife's tits swing too..Hers is the better view.
Do you cum a lot? .. More than a Coastal Field mouse, less than a Sperm Whale.
Dos your wife like facials?.... No, but I have photos of your wife and your mom getting them, I only took advantage of one of them.
I want a face pic of your wife...And I want the account number and password to your banking account....even trade ?

Tune in next week for more.

We want to cam with like minded couples or females.... Single guys>> get a girl friend and cam up.

Videos for goofy, sexy and horny friends only... is that you?

There are more stars in the Universe than there are grains of sand on all the beaches, in all this world,... Think about that.

Vivian: I don't like your manners.
Marlowe: And I'm not crazy about yours. I didn't ask to see you. I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.

"Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches."

Had some comments >>> best one>> You two look like Santa Claus and Mrs Claus. BINGO... You got us..old, fat, hairy...yup that's us.... and we fuck like little bunnies. Why do you think Santa does all that present stuff in one night ? BECAUSE Mrs Claus is HOT and has her eye on a couple of those fuckin elves. So he has to hurry it up and get back to banging her....BTW>>>> Ladies>>> Santa does lift the covers and take a liberty or 3..>>>'he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." 'bad or good" ? BAD without a doubt...

FYI>>> 50%of the time Sarge and Mrs Sarge are side by side, chatting, looking admiring our friends...We BOTH read all emails.. EXCEPT, she has 1, I don't read>>> it's hers... I have 1, she doesn't read>>> it's mine..
horny old goat..... married to horny old ewe....she enjoys sucking, I enjoy licking..enjoy making my ewe cum hard...
We both enjoy watching each other being pleasured.. .Sarge enjoys watching her with another man or woman..Mrs Sarge loves watching Sarge with another woman. something we have done from time to time.Our friends are camera shy >> WE respect their wishes.... foursomes only.Yes we have sex with our friends,they would be friends even without the sex. We have 2 couples that just 'click'. No, we don't have orgies, too old, too complicated.

..BTW... wifey gets a say in friendships and videos.... if she says no, it's no.

Far too many profiles have No Cam, Don't Ask.!!.. No Webcam!!!!. No Skype!!!! (We don't Skype cause Sarge can't figure out how to use fucking Skype). Profiles say> If you ask we will BAN you.. OMG, Banned from a porn site, the absolute , utter humiliation I will feel.Won't be able to hold my head upright in polite society...The shame I would feel... DUH>>>If I ask, whatcha gonna do, come over and slap my dog ?????? Jeeeeze it a porn site.

DOES ANYBODY READ PROFILES ?????????? jeeeze... We have Giant Radioactive Scorpions in our basement, they are in subspace communication daily with the ALIENS that built the pyramids..They have told us where Atlantis is. Can't tell you, it's a secret. IMPORTANT MESSAGE>>> Always have the 'shiny' side out on your aluminum head gear.***Godzilla Cock,(Reg. T.M. U.S.Pat. office), will return .... even though I promised he wouldn't...

At our ages great sex means >>> NO 911 Call, WE BOTH STAYED AWAKE FROM START TO FINISH, The WET SPOT is exactly in the MIDDLE of the bed.

NO ORIGINAL CONTENT>>> NO ADD...Jeeze ...just a couple a pix or videos... If most of your stuff is PRIVATE, whatcha hiding?? Jimmy Hoffa??

Several questions about our low light videos:

1.CHEAP CAMERA
2.Hides wrinkles and stuff.
3 Married while Nixon was President ,so we know where everything is and where it goes.
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