sazelus 的个人资料

最后出现于 3 天前

Porn Expert

4582 天 在 XRMXX 上

3.9K 个人资料浏览次数

15 个订阅者

334 条评论

个人信息

我是:

Null, 49 岁, 男性, 异性恋者

自:

Mossel Bay, 南非

在找:

女性, 异性恋者

Interests
and fetishes:

语言:

英语, Afrikaans

教育:

学士（4 年大学）

职业:

White Rhino Painter

收入:

低

关系:

单身

孩子:

不，但想要一些

宗教:

基督教

抽烟:

经常

喝酒:

一周几次

星座:

双子座

摄像头:

是

我的样子

种族:

白

身体类型:

大

头发长度:

中

头发颜色:

棕色的

眼睛颜色:

棕色的

身高:

178 厘米 (5 英尺 10 英尺)

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关于我

I like writing. I like teasing ... and I really do like it that you're reading this.

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sazelus 版主 8 月前

@JasminTease. With a comment like the one you left below, what can one do ?!

One must paint your toenails with some Marabbastadt Nail Polish, record your attendant growls and curses, and send the recording, along with a good bottle of whiskey, to some tinpot dictator of some central African banana republic, who will try to gain diplomatic recognition, by using the recording as their new national anthem.

Since this effort is bound to fail, be assured that said dictator will mollify your bruised little ego, with a strict diet of maize porridge and gravy, until the dimensions of your arse is voluminous enough, to make his political opponents jump joyously into a pool of crocodiles, in their fevered efforts to get ahold of it.

Your trial at The Hague for Crimes Against Humanity, will be very interesting to follow.

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JasminTease 8 月前

You dont look at people profiles before you try and add as friends? Pathetic loser, afraid and hiding on the internet.. I dont want "friends" who are pathetic like you. Read people damn profile before you just add them, Pathetic dummy!

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sazelus 版主 9 年前

... the melancholy of desires' wake ... the monopoly of fires, madmen makes ... the apocalypse of crashing lips ... the epochal twists of fevered grips ... and the end of all forbidden texts ... for a creed of the maddest sex ...

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sazelus 版主 9 年前

至 twilightwomen : Laura, my darling Laura, I do believe that I am going to take you out for coffee should I ever be in your neck of the woods. And there's gonna be no seduction ... no sirreee ... we're gonna go straight for the good stuff,

Lemon Meringue.

Resistance is futile

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twilightwomen 9 年前

Ah, sazelus, don't you know the motto of our site is "seduction and hopeless resistance"? It's futile!

(Hope all is well with you, my friend!)

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sazelus 版主 9 年前

至 twilightwomen : ... now now Laura, with these impeccable manners of yours, you'll turn me into a gentleman ... I find myself powerless to resist you. Cease thine ministrations oh thou sagacious woman.

For what shall I do now ???

Sadly, now one must halt all fiendish plots of smuggling pizzas into Weigh-Less offices ...

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twilightwomen 9 年前

Hi sazelus! Just a note to thank you for your friendship here. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance and I appreciate your very kind comments on our videos. Best wishes, xo

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sazelus 版主 9 年前

... Ahhhh, then to mount you upon a Sybian, and turn its dial from 'Low' straight to 'Oh No !' ... and then to walk out ... and measure the mileage of the melodies ... that is the rages of your ecstasies ...

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jroc01 9 年前

至 sazelus : Dude there is 2 of us. My husband has been writing now it's me. You are obviously an idiot if you can't look on someone's page and clearly tell they are real. Don't need a response from you and your ridiculous profile picture you have just been blocked!!

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sazelus 版主 9 年前

至 jroc01 : Madam, if you keep this up, then you leave me with no choice but to nominate you for the office of Chief Growler at 'The Wile E Coyote Appreciation League'.

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jroc01 9 年前

Oh and who did you think I wss trying to act like?

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jroc01 9 年前

Really was saying she is very good at what she does. And as far as wonderin gb about my woman..well all you would need to answer your question on if I had a hot woman. Answer...yeah. Just a normal guy and it was a free thought..not a thought out comment attacking her. Thanks for the response though.

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chof 10 年前

I really like your last comment, I wait for you completely naked outdoors on a big rock with my legs spread wide open
http://xhamster.com/photos/view/2765953-45841616.html
Kisses, Nole

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ronin1 11 年前

thanks for the nice comment.

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sazelus 版主 11 年前

至 chof : Corroboree

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chof 11 年前

is great to know that you like to hear my moans as I ride, kisses
Nole

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sociallubricant 11 年前

much appreciate the positive coment.
wonderful to meet you here

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sazelus 版主 11 年前

至 nice_2b_naughty :

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nice_2b_naughty 11 年前

Thank you for the compliments. It's great that you are back on here. Hope you comment on the videos and if you like to read, check out my stories and Blog

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