tofurkey 的个人资料

最后出现于 11 年前

Porn Lover

4178 天 在 XRMXX 上

8.7K 个人资料浏览次数

13 个订阅者

88 条评论

个人信息

我是:

Tofurkery, 39 岁, 女性, 异性恋者

自:

Pie Town, 俄亥俄州, 美国

在找:

谁也不是

语言:

英语

教育:

现在的大学生

职业:

analrapist

收入:

平均

关系:

开放

孩子:

不，也不想要任何

宗教:

天主教

抽烟:

偶尔

喝酒:

一周几次

摄像头:

是

我的样子

种族:

白

身体类型:

健硕

头发长度:

中

头发颜色:

棕色的

眼睛颜色:

棕色的

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关于我

Aggressively Insecure I will force you tell me how pretty I am, and I require external validation and attention.
Career-oriented I have no college degree.
Quirky I have a mind for useless trivia.
Don't message me saying "hey" Without fail, my first message to you will be "hey."
If you want to know more, message me That means message me only if you're attractive.
I Eat Healthy That means I hide my junk food habbit.

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jkong440 7 年前

I think i found my soul mate lol
Add me baby girl.

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PhilHuruppe 8 年前

Hey. I'm a real career oriented guy that likes to have some quirky fun and healthy eating. Message me if you want to know more.

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theweshoffmann 8 年前

Add me sweetie

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denman70 8 年前

You are VERY SEXY looking!!

Could you please friend me? Thankyou, young lady.

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sweetienicole 10 年前

hey..add mee

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mike0207 10 年前

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some g****fruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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westv45 10 年前

You're very sexy! Check my pics and add me if u like what u see!!

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mike0207 10 年前

A little smile for you next time your online

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/2836059-46897885.html

Remember your favorite dutchman,he could use a nice hug from time to time LOL

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dan_da_man33 11 年前

like your sense of humor , nice profile !!

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dan_da_man33 11 年前

i like yer sense of humor girl, nice profile

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littlewanker 11 年前

I still enjoy wanking over your profile after all this time.....thanks!

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imornery81 11 年前

I am healthy....does that mean you would eat me?!?!?!?! Lmao!!! Love the humor!!!!

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aniseseeds22 11 年前

my heart goes .. pidder padder when I see youre online!

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secretbox7 11 年前

inbox please?

)

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secretbox7 11 年前

gotcha! at last lol

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jumpingjackflash 11 年前

Mmm. Thai food.

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aniseseeds22 11 年前

OK... where to begin...
Im awkwardly attracted to a cartoon ....
You may be short winded but you get to the point and never hold back on comments
youre naturally attractive.. Miss your old non porn pics... they had me thinking!!
innocent face that masks an 'oh so wrong' mind
its torture when I dont go to this page and see you were on recently and found 10 new bad ass vids for me to skim over....

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tofurkey 版主 11 年前

至 aniseseeds22 : Please do

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aniseseeds22 11 年前

get online so I can text you some more external validation

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Luketron 11 年前

Thanks for the add!

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mike0207 11 年前

"I hide my junk food habit"
Have a nice hotdog...just one

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/1499386-36221098.html

Hope this starts your weekend with a smile

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tofurkey 版主 11 年前

至 mike0207 : Ha ha

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mike0207 11 年前

A little smile for you...

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/1824300-30060696.html

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