I have this love of funnels. There are all kinds of hot things to do with piss and cum that don't involve funnels; but here's what I know: If there is a funnel involved then it's going to be smoking hot. I feel a pull to both sides of the funnel. I want to be the person who comes into the bathroom, funnel in hand, opens the shower door and says "kneel down and open up." And I also want to be the person sitting on the sofa whose lover walks into the room, funnel in hand, and says: "Get to the bathroom, I have to pee." I think both of these are crazy hot foreplay moments. Weirdly, I often thin… 阅读更多内容

As I've gotten older my firm hetero "not attracted to guys" has changed a bit. Like many successful men, I find myself sometimes wanting a dominant sexual parter who makes me do things that stretch my comfort zone. And some of those specific fantasies involve consuming cum. My own, other men's. While I am not certain how far I am willing to take such a fantasy; I have taken the first step. I have learned to both like the taste of my own cum and learned to become aroused at its flavor or even thinking about that flavor. I was not a natural. I did not like the flavor. I did not like the consist… 阅读更多内容

Protip for those of you who like putting your tongue deep into a woman's ass. (Health issues are health issues, be thoughtful about the risks you take as you do this. Protect yourself as appropriate.) Sorry, won't work on guys. Vagina required. So get behind your lady with her on her knees. For her comfort, it's best if she is propped up on a pillow. Get her wet. Maybe she's wet because you've told her what you are going to be doing and that got her there. Maybe she needs some help to get there. Once she's wet, get your face between her ass cheeks and the tip of your tongue on her sphincter… 阅读更多内容