Message for PRESTONBIPERV

Hello, got your message, tried to reinvite you but it said: "you have already invited this user or they invited you". I don't know why I am in your blocked list so I couldn't reply to you so I'm putting this message here and hope you see it. Maybe you can try re-inviting me and see what happens!!! xxx… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前

CHRISTMAS JOKES

Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the feast of Stephen. He saw the poor man come in sight and his page said: "Sire, shall we invite him in to dine?" "No," replied the good King, "get the sleigh ready and we'll take him to the Pizza Hut in town." Half an hour later, Good King Wenceslas, his page and the poor man were ensconced in the warmth of the Pizza Hut when the waitress came to take their orders. "How do you like your pizzas?" she asked. Good King Wenceslas looked at her and replied: "Deep pan, crisp and even." * * * * * * I'm such a horny sod, I'd hate to be Father Christmas.… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 3

AWAY FROM HOME 25.11.13 to 27.11.13

I'm away again now until Wednesday, hope you all have a good start to the week. Love Woody xxxx… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 1

DELETIONS

Why do I bother looking for pics only for someone to come along and delete them? I am getting really pissed off about this.… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 2

SOME VERY SAD AND TRAGIC NEWS

I have just read a report on a gay blog on the net the terrible news that former American gay porn star BOBBY WILLIAMS (whose real name was Peter Rigaldi) was tragically killed in a car crash in Massachusetts on Sunday, 4th November 2013, aged just 31. He was a good-looking man who always gave 100 per cent to his performaces and it is SO sad that his life has been snubbed out in this way. even though he retired from his gay porn career in 2007. I feel sure you will ALL join me in sending condolences to his family and friends. RIP Bobby.… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 5

GUYS IN SUITS WITH HANDS IN POCKETS

At last I have found a pic of a suited guy with his hands in his pockets, causing the centre vent of his jacket to splay and revealing the shape of his trousered-ass in the resulting "arch" of the said splayed vent. I LOVE the way the insertion of the hands makes the material of the trousers stretch tautly across the ass cheeks with the seam in the material corresponding with the long line of the guy's ass crack. I think for male ass enthusiasts like me this is one of the best views of a masculine bum you can have, SO SEXY and I am surprised there aren't more pics on the net of guys showing… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 2

ANOTHER SILLY JOKE

A prostitute went back to the home of her latest punter and after they'd done the business, the tom started to have a look through the guy's record collection which included a lot of old 78 r.p.m.'s. "Ooh!" said the prostitute, "you do like all the old singers, don't you?" "Yes," replied the bloke, "I've a record by Peter Dawson and I've a Marie Lloyd and an Enrico Caruso." "Oh nice," said the prostitute, who'd never heard of any of them. "Yes," went on the bloke, "and I've a W.C. Handy, too." "Oh good," replied the prostitute, "where is it? I'm dying for a pee." * * * *… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 1

ANOTHER SILLY JOKE

A prostitute went back to the home of her latest punter and after they'd done the business, the tom started to have a look through the guy's record collection which included a lot of old 78 r.p.m.'s. "Ooh!" said the prostitute, "you do like all the old singers, don't you?" "Yes," replied the bloke, "I've a record by Peter Dawson and I've a Marie Lloyd and an Enrico Caruso." "Oh nice," said the prostitute, who'd never heard of any of them. "Yes," went on the bloke, "and I've a W.C. Handy, too." "Oh good," replied the prostitute, "where is it? I'm dying for a pee." * * * *… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 1

WHY DO MY PICS GET DELETED???

I just posted about 60 pics of MARCELLO for you to enjoy but someone came along and deleted most of them which pissed me off. I wonder why I bother sometimes.… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 1

WHY DO MY PICS GET DELETED???

I just posted about 60 pics of MARCELLO for you to enjoy but someone came along and deleted most of them which pissed me off. I wonder why I bother sometimes.… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 1

TO ALL WHO HAVE SENT ME INVITATIONS RECENTLY, PLEA

Thank you SO MUCH for ALL your invitations which I have gladly accepted. I just wanted to apologise for taking so long to accept them, I wasn't ignoring you but trying to fit in my porn "career" with everyday mundane things is not easy and I sometimes get a bit behind, if you'll pardon the expression. I am TRULY THRILLED that you like my profile and galleries and want to be friends and to anybody else who sends an invite, please be assured that if I don't accept straightaway, its usually because I am not at home, I do have to be away from home for a few days from time to time too. You a… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 2

SOME MORE SILLY JOKES

Someone broke into my flat the other night and stole my dictionary. I was lost for words. * * * * My philosophy exam was a piece of cake. Strange, as I was expecting a sheet of paper with some questions on it. * * * * "My friend has just been on holiday to Persia. They're very interested in poetry, they brought me Omar Khayyam." "Oh very nice. My friend has just been on holiday to Blackpool. They brought me 'ome a stick of rock." * * * *… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 11 年 前 1

LET'S HAVE A GIGGLE - MORE SILLY JOKES

A boy comes home and says to his mother: "mummy, I've just been to a strip club." "Oh, you naughty boy," replies his mother, horrified. "Did you see anything you wasn't supposed to?" "Yeah," replied the boy, "daddy." * * * * A boy asks his mother: "mummy, does grandpa sound like a frog?" "Of course not, sweetheart," his mother replies, "whatever gave you that idea?" "Because," replies the boy, "daddy just said that when grandpa croaks we're all going to go to Disneyland." * * * * A vicar was walking through a red light district when he overheard a bloke ask a prostitute: "how… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 12 年 前 2

SILLY JOKES

Bloke went to the doctor and said: "Doctor, doctor, you've gotta help me, I think I've got Tom Jones Syndrome, I can't seem to stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home". "Oh, don't worry," the doctor replied, "its not unusual." * * * * Bloke went to the doctor and said: "Doctor. doctor, you've gotta help me, I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse." "Oh, don't worry," the doctor replied, "put a bit of cream on it." * * * * Blonde bimbo was driving along the motorway doing her knitting when a cops car overtook. The cop in the passenger seat wound down the window and shouted: "p… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 12 年 前 2

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

To all my new friends on xhamster, I wish you a very merry Christmas and all the best for 2013. I am off now to spend the holiday with my mum and not sure when I'll be back but I'll do my best to reply to all your invites and any messages as soon as I can when I am home. Stay horny, my friends, and remember its jingle BALLS all the way!!!! Hugs and kisses, Wooody xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 12 年 前

BY SPECIAL REQUEST, ANOTHER LIMERICK for MAXMAN

There was a young girl from Prestatyn Who decided she'd like to learn Latin On her way to the class She slipped on her arse And swore when she saw what she'd sat in. * * * * *… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 12 年 前 3

THANKS TO ALL WHO INVITED ME TO BE A FRIEND

When I got home today, Tuesday 9.10.12 having been away since before the weekend, there were 26 invited for me to be a friend for which I am TRULY grateful and which I have gladly accepted. Many thanks, I hope you checked my blog beforehand so you were aware I couldn't accept earlier.… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 12 年 前 1

A couple of silly limericks

There was a young man named Reg Who had sex with a girl in a hedge When along came his wife With a bloody big knife And cut off his meat and two veg. * * * * There was a young man named Maurice And another young man named Boris One day they arranged To have their sex changed And now they're called Elsie and Doris… 阅读更多内容

发表者 woodywoodpoker 12 年 前 1
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