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Just me, wife, mom and teacher, literature nerd, here to chat and have fun. Not sure why I bother to write what follows, since few appear to read profiles-- but you should, as there may be a pop quiz if we chat. Here goes:

Feel free to message me, but if you are the kind of person who gets pissy if I don't answer right away don't bother,

I don't accept many friend requests. PLEASE DON'T ASK TO FRIEND ME IF YOUR PHOTO IS A FACELESS DICK PIC, NOR DO I WISH TO SEE YOUR FACELESS DICK PIC (i AM MARRIED I KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE). Please have some favorites-- t's nice if you have some favorites on your profile so I can see if we're a match-- I AM ESPECIALLY NOT INTO 'TRIBUTING", AND NOT INTO FAMILY SEX. I am not here to judge you-- no offense meant-- I just know what works for me. I am also not into anal stuff, and uninterested in gyno detail shots. Leave something to the imagination! Again, if you like that, so be it, just isn't for me. I have women on here who are dear friends (you know who you are!) but I AM NOT BISEXUAL. I have a preference for single guys.

My focus is on the emotions of sex, not the mechanics.

I love language and foreign culture and love to talk to you in your native language (thanks to google translate, if we aren't talking English or French, and I do speak some Indonesian). I particularly like southeast Asian culture and people, especially Indonesia and Malaysia. One fantasy I have is to belong to a man from southeast Asia and live in his country and learn his culture and be good for him.

I don't have a cam or skype, and we aren't going to talk on the phone and we aren't going to meet. I chat here, period, if you want something else keep looking.

If you're here for picture trading I will disappoint you. Maybe I have other pictures...maybe I don't...but begging will get you blocked. And....DID I MENTION I DON'T WANT YOUR DICK PIC?

Please memorize Rule #1 of sending dick picks: DON'T!! :)

Thanks.