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My Added on Friends,are smart,articulate,Educated,fun folks,these are the questions they ask Pinky every Day Women over 60 I've ra-pe-d with a meat cleaver. The 5 snappiest remarks I've made while videotaping a miscarriage. My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to masturbate to. The 10 lamest excuses my girlfriend ever gave for not eating my ass. Pet names for my penis that rhyme with cesspool. My favorite Scriptures to read aloud while teabagging a retarded girl. The 4 best jobs my dad ever lost due to sodomy convictions. Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diarr… 阅读更多内容

ORAL SEX TECHNIQUES - FEMALE TASTE: In my experience, one of the main reasons that partners avoid female oral sex is due to a perceived or even experienced poor taste. While it is true that women run the range from pleasant (tasty!) to sour or uric tasting, there are easy steps to ensure that your partner will be tasting her sweetest. First and most obviously, a good vigorous shower will do much to neutralize the taste of your partner. In fact, oral sex in the shower, while not a favorite method of mine, has a completely neutral taste if you stick to the upp… 阅读更多内容

Woman Goes to the Doctor. "Doc" she says "My pussy whistles when I walk". The Doctor sits open mounted as the woman proceeds to walk up and down the office, all the while her pussy lets out a shrill whistle. He examines her and can find nothing to indicate why this is happening. "I can't help you but I'm off to a medical seminar next week. I'll record your pussy and play the tape there. Some of the worlds top specialists will be there. One of them will know what the problem is." The following week at the seminar 100's of top Docs are in conference. It's Our Docs turn to speak. "Gen… 阅读更多内容

Fetish & Paraphilias-Dr Pinky A sexual fetish “specifically refers to a strong sexual preoccupation with an object, material, or body part,” Examples of a fetish might be a person who is sexually turned on by feet, or silk, or high heels, or wearing women’s panties. A fetish is a type of paraphilia. Paraphilia, “means compulsively responding in a sexual way to an unusual or socially acceptable stimulus. ” Examples of paraphilia could be BDSM behavior and exhibitionism, although there are plenty of other examples. Abasiophilia-------------------People with impaire… 阅读更多内容

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Lets have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Lets have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. Silence… 阅读更多内容

Are my testicles black? A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgery. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet. " He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overco… 阅读更多内容

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name."Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off.""No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds. "Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come… 阅读更多内容

WARNING My list of Blocked Users This is to warn all my Friends and other XRMXX People I will add new Dickheads as they come Category-000The mentally sick,the most despised low life rock spiders- 0001- Name-k**di**** cunt fucker i hit block with out taking his details-sick fuck this one 0002- Name-Carliwnki Country-Hamburg-Germany Requested very yng Vintage gir**** What a low life,needs psychiatric help Category one-HACKERSThese Cunts try to get you to use an external e-mail,to hijack your xHampster page,and add malware/spyware- 0001-Name-clanma… 阅读更多内容

HELP NEEDED-All my Friends and great visitors, who enjoy my Vintage page,I have a brain dead, mentally challenged retarded thumbs down troll, who,thumbs down my photos & sometimes every photo,in a series, Could you all give a thumbs up,on those photos, to send a clear message,the world thinks,he is a complete idiot,I will never,ever be able, to thank every one,who helps,but promice, to post,the best photos and videos i have- Thank You Kindly-Pinky My personal message to the troll- "Now, don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger… 阅读更多内容

The Monks Secret A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, ‘We can't tell you. You're not a monk’. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the sa… 阅读更多内容

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with… 阅读更多内容

As a tribute to my added on Friends. My Video & Photo galleries Favorites are my friends hand picked Ones that they love and are extremely proud of- My friends are all.A sexually diverse lot,and Pinky respects this even though a lot of the stuff will not be my cup of tea, variety is the spice of life,and others,will find sexually stimulating,and this is a porn site,so enjoy have fun- Friends please e-mail me with the type video or photo Gallery title and page number or direct links only your uploaded stuff not your favorites To spice up the pages,so not one person has a… 阅读更多内容

My Friends only- Do any of you,like a type or series or fetish, That i have not posted yet,feel free,in the comments,on this blog,to let me know- I have received a few about vintage hairy girls with exposed swollen pussy's,i'm scanning some gems to post soon- A few examples-bet you have some- police women Midgets- sex dolls ladies with red dresses black dildos sluts Rubber And so on-I like a challenge Their may be a slight delay as a lot of my material has to be scanned,and uploaded,but will let you know Only stuff that qualifies on Xhamster posting rules- And under no c… 阅读更多内容